Tag: spoof
group name: nothingness
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December 03, 2008 11:37 AM EST --
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir has performed before ten U.S. presidents, won Grammy awards and appeared at 13 world's fairs, but even veterans of the group were unprepared for the . . .
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July 10, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Boston--City of Big Shoulders!
No wait--that's Chicago. Boston's the City of Round Shoulders, because of the number of bookish types who live here. That's why I joined . . .
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December 03, 2008 08:46 AM EST --
NEWTON UPPER HILLS, Mass. When Greg Flormitzer learned that this previously top-ranked town had fallen first to number 4, then to number 8 in the polls, he did what any other highly-competitive . . .
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November 14, 2008 09:46 PM EST --
NEW YORK. Following revelations this morning by ESPN that iPods owned by both LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony contained songs by Barry Manilow, the schlock-rock singer whose music is favored by . . .
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July 11, 2008 10:43 AM EDT --
I have an unerring eye for fashion, if I do say so myself. Which I just did.
Resort wear: To be worn only as a last resort.
If you want to know what's "happening" . . .
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August 01, 2008 08:10 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. This city, home to the world's largest urban population of pigeons, has encountered a new problem in its continuing effort to get cars off the streets and their passengers on their . . .
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August 01, 2008 11:31 AM EDT --
The 2008 Summer Olympics open next week in Beijing, and over the course of the games we will be bombarded with invidious comparisons between America and China--how their air is more polluted than . . .
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August 04, 2008 01:01 PM EDT --
HOUSTON. Biblical scholars have debunked a Houston minister's claim that a Cheeto-brand snack he almost ate was made in the image and likeness of Jesus Christ , saying that the Shroud . . .
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November 14, 2008 03:26 PM EST --
WASHINGTON, D.C. After meeting with New York Senator Hillary Clinton for several hours this morning, President-elect Barack Obama emerged from a conference with high-level staff members to announce . . .
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October 20, 2008 02:45 PM EDT --
The news this morning was grim. Another Sunday, another no-holds-barred fight at a baby shower turned deadly. Four people taken to hospital emergency rooms at 11:30 p.m. When will . . .
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July 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT --
Restaurant chain Bennigan's has filed for bankruptcy under Chapter 7 in the Eastern District of Texas, Yahoo Business News.
BAILIFF: Oyez, oyez, oyez, whatever in the hell that means. . . .
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . .
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September 07, 2008 09:42 PM EDT --
NEWTON UPPER HILLS, Mass. This suburb to the west of Boston boasts a highly-educated population with a love of reading, as well as a large population of dogs. "We're not called the . . .
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October 01, 2008 04:49 AM EDT --
It is time once again to dig into Mr. Sports Talk Guy's mailbag and answer your questions on jargon from the four major sports groups.
"Stop yelling at me!"
Dear Mr. . . .
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October 03, 2008 08:45 AM EDT --
I had a birthday last weekend. I'm not going to tell you how old I am, but to keep things in perspective, I like to remind myself that when William Shakespeare was my age, he'd already . . .
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December 02, 2008 08:35 AM EST --
It's that time of year again. The combustible mixture of free booze, poinsettia corsages and the slick, soulful sounds of Eddie Venturi and the Fastidians will cause people to get up and dance at . . .
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September 07, 2008 03:05 PM EDT --
Portable crappers, and phat gangsta rappers
Overdressed lawyers, who think that they're dapper
Blonde second wives who are festooned with bling-
These are a few of my least . . .
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November 07, 2008 12:12 PM EST --
WASHINGTON, D.C. The Department of Homeland Security today issued an advisory to internet users to avoid excessive use of exclamation points in email messages or risk a meltdown of the . . .
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July 09, 2008 08:54 AM EDT --
Lately, a lot of people want to know my name. The " barista " at Starbucks. The guy behind the counter at Peet's Coffee. "Can I have a name for that order?" . . .
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July 14, 2008 08:43 AM EDT --
WASHINGTON, D.C. White House sources say the Bush administration is close to a deal that would grant a Presidential pardon to Pee-wee Herman in exchange for Herman's 8-foot high aluminum foil . . .
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